Minggu, 27 Februari 2011

RADIO ARCHAEOLOGY ~ ROCKIN' THE ROCK

KPOI Radio Control Room, 1959


The faded photo above is from 52 years ago. It is of the KPOI Radio control room, from which Rock & Roll first blasted to all the Hawaiian Islands on May 18, 1959. I was the original Program Director, Production Manager, 6-9 am and 3-6 jock--we were called "The Poi Boys." When Honolulu’s first Top 40 station debuted, the Territory was still months away from Statehood.



The station, Oahu's third licensee, signed on as KHON, July 4, 1946. It was located at “The Gateway to Hawaii,” on 1701 Ala Wai, across a narrow street from the "fragrant" Ala Wai Canal.



Compared with 21st Century Waikiki, this was a sleepy neighborhood a half-century ago. Its word famous beach gloriously hosted the tourists who stayed in the ten or so hotels on Kalakaua Avenue, the main drag. Locals from “town” surfed, swam and tanned there. Those living in “far away” areas such as Makapuu, Waimanalo, Kailua, along the North Shore from Kahuku to Haleiwa and so on, went to beaches in close proximity to their homes.



Located on the Beach at Waikiki, the Outrigger Canoe Club lured members from about the island with its primo, private beach, restaurant and café, spacious locker rooms, showers, sauna and other stuff not available at the two major hotels located on the beach: The Moana (1891) and Royal Hawaiian (1928).



This was long before Waikiki became a bizarre conglomeration of visitor targets like Tijuana, Disneyland, Tokyo’s Ginza, teeming Hong Kong island, Times Square, Piccadilly Circus, La Vegas and the other post-World War II Schlockposts all competing for the Yankee Dollar.



But, aha, the Waikiki that saw the 1950s segue into the 60s was still vibrant in its sleepy Hawaiian way. It smelled of the perfume of Polynesia, not the noxious, foul fumes of heaving tour buses and delivery trucks that now clog its One Way streets.) Kuhio Beach offered up the sun-baked aroma of coconut oil, Mai Tai mix, beer, cigarettes and floral lei for a dime apiece. Their blossoms filled the air with, “The Fragrance of a million flowers,” which Johnny Noble serenaded in “The Song of Old Hawaii (1937).



By 1959 our town was catching up with the Really Big Island: jet airplanes, the first high-rise hotels (no time-share condos yet), souped up 1955-57 Chevy's, Long Playing albums, Hi-Fi, and all kine other things jerked us closer in synch with the Mainland. Still to come were live network TV programming (1966), FM radio (1961), Hawaii 5-0 (1968), our first elected Governor and members of Congress (1960), the arrival of Barack Obama, Sr. (1959), freeways (1970s), MacDonald’s (1968) …you get the picture?



In 1959 our 5000-watt KPOI transmitter (at 1380 KC on the AM dial) historically introduced the citizenry to the likes of the Everly Brothers, Chubby Checker, Roy Orbison, Connie Francis, Sam Cooke, Bobby Darin, Fats Domino, Ricky Nelson—and THE KING, Elvis Presley. Actually, he skyrocketed in Hawaii after performing two concerts at Honolulu Stadium in November 1957.



All these artists and scores of others performed here, mostly at the old Civic Auditorium on South King Street. (My all time favorite and friend was Screamin’ Jay Hawkins, who moved here for a while.) Each and every of those concerts was emceed by Hawaii’s first rock jock, “Uncle” Tom Moffatt (above, with Colonel Tom Parker.) Moffatt and I had each MC'd one of the early Elvis show.



My oldest radio friend (KGU, 1955) and original Poi Boy Moffatt remains active as the Pacific Rim’s top concert promoter, record label owner/producer and—he still hosts a live Saturday oldies program. [Note, top photo: the “Moffatt” note posted on the ancient reel-to-reel tape deck.] Old buddy Art Laboe could be the only older DJ still spinning the hits, and he started a decade before Moffatt and me.



As many have speculated, if only walls could talk; those odd canec walls in the cubicle shown above. And I don’t refer to the broadcasting activities that took place within. I mean the (pre-STS) drugs, sex and rock’n’roll that went down it that control room, most often in the Still of the Night.



I figure that before I took off for Southern California in 1962, to set up KMEN-San Bernardino and KMAK-Fresno, I spent close to 1300 hours from 1959-1963 in the booth pictured above. That equals having played and listened to an estimated 26,000 sides. By the time I was 25 I felt like I was hooked by IV to a juke box. The studio area was smaller than the cell in Halawa Jail, where I spent 30 days, in 1964. Yep, I was incarcerated for, get this, possession of three milligrams of marihuana [sic]. But the slammer, redolent with Lysol, Clorox and stale cigaretted smoke was not the stink hole of KPOI's communal studio "restroom."



The "Big Studio" could be seen through the window located behind the RCA console, above. In the 1940s Hawaiian performers from Gabby Pahinui to Genoa Keawe recorded in that large space. In 1959, Moffatt and I founded Teen Records (how cool, man.) Our first session involved five guys from Farrington High School in Kalihi: Rudy & The Royal Drifters (below). Two sides, featuring the first Rock/Pidgon records, were released as our first 45 single. I wrote both tunes, the immortal "Da Kine" and "'S Why Hard." They sold well -- perhaps concidentally with KPOI pounding out the record in max rotatation.



Now, anyone who spent any time in a radio studio, particularly in those Jurrasic Fifities, knows the clutch of clautaphobia and isolation, the air-conditioned coffee-and-cigarette aroma circulating through the room. And wow, the transmitter’s huge vacuman tubes, sparking and crackling, behind thick glass peep holes along the thing’s 40-foot width.



That shit was more terrifying than anything in Science Fiction. And movies where the villain is electrocuted.





Jocks then knew the exact length of the longest 45 r.pm. records—which averaged 2:10 minutes or so, back in that monophonic day—and, of much greater import: precisely how long it took to to make it from the deejay chair to the closest toilet seat. “Bathrooms” in most studio areas were used exclusively by the all-male air staff were more disgusting than the trenches of World War I. We considered it a fair situation, however, since the stench assured that no wives or wahine would come near the fetid lua.



But rather than dredge up memories of dozens of studios, from Macao to Miami to Munich to Modesto, I would rather focus here on the point of this blog: Advances In Technology: Wireless Transmission of Electric Impulses into which Sound Is Converted to Radio.



When I first received from Moffatt the above JPG (c. 2003) by email (c. 1971) via the Internet (c. 1980) to my iMac (c. 2010) I was blown far away. First, the content—that studio with whom I had a love/hate ambivilance—and secondly, how downright crude it all seems now. Then again, in 1959, push-button phones, fluorescent lighting, air conditioning—evertying incuding the “modern” swivel chair—they were all new amazements of the Space Age that Sputnicked to a start in 1957.



Now I must deal with this alphabet soup needed get this from me to you: USB, HTML, JPG, OS 10.6.6, SMTP, MGHz, MB, SDRAM, PCI, WWW, LAN, ISP, URL, etc., all of which make me SOL (Scream Out Loud!)



As for the old cinder block building, it ceased being a radio station in the 1980s. It was a gay gym for a time and then was taken over by the Hawaii Hotel Employees & Restaurant Employees Union, Local 5, as their blue-trimmed administrative headquarters. As such entities are wont to do, the union went through external and internal battles. Recent newspaper reports state that the labor group is in deep financial pilikia, with a multiillion Waikiki hotel in danger of defaulting. Today 1701 Ala Wai is posted with FOR LEASE signs.



Man, with all its karma, the place would make a helluva rock club, just a few blocks from the two-mile strip that comprises wonderful Waikiki. Meanwhile in the dreams of those of us who toiled within the place, we will never forget the monster mono Altec Lansing speaker cabinet, the iconic RCA 77DX microphones, the five QRK turntables, stacks of 15-inch electrical transcriptions full of commercials, the lone VU meter and the Stancil-Hoffman reel-to-reel tape deck -- when it worked.



1701 Ala Wai Boulevard, Honolulu 96815 - May 2011


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Sabtu, 12 Februari 2011

TO BLOG OR NOT TO BLOG?


GUILT can still be a bitch after 30-plus years of psychotherapeutic "treatment.” Why should I, or anyone else, give a hoot about when and if I ever post another blog entry, or not?

Hey, cheers to those who can do it--if they have something to say and can bat over .500. A good outing used to be .750, but the proliferation of those driven to hurl (as an invective and/or puke) their thoughts and feelings to hit, and presumably stick to, the Internet forever. This drivel and detritus will surely linger and return to haunt us, or future generations. With each keystroke the blogistics add to the broadband equivalent of the Great Pacific Garbage Patch (aka the Pacific Trash Vortex. or hereafter: the PTV).

And that, bruddah, is one big, floating, turd-like mass of non-biodegradable shit. It is estimated the PTV extends over an area larger than the continental U.S. Less startling, if possible, is recent research sponsored by the National Science Foundation that suggests the affected area may be twice the size of Texas. (To fully submerge into the subject, take a deep breath, and go to:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7rNYzSH-BA)

As with many of Man's Abuse of the Planet, this burgeoning, sinking heap of crap is all the easier to ignore, rationalize or propound a Palineque Conspiracy Theory because it is INVISIBLE. Although these days is more difficult to pull off, what within the max-magnify, hi-rez satellite snaps of what is often known as Google Earth. With the aid of twenty-first century technology it is possible to read the bumper sticker on the stern of, say, a U. S. Navy Trident-class nuclear missile-carrying submarine hundreds of feet below the ocean's surface. ("SSBNs Rock Your World," or whatever).

To make sure there are no subtle metaphors here, put it this way: One can sit at a shipboard keyboard, type out "FECAL PLASTIC"...and it can be instantly displayed on devices of every size and shape (with more on the way). But, take a dump in a Ziploc bag while afloat and toss it overboard, and the matter described by those two words slowly decomposes, eventually to morph into a part of the PTV.

For an illustration of this primitive means of flushing where no toilet is available, visit someone who lives in Aberdeen Harbor in Hong Kong. Having lived in Kowloon for a year in the mid 1960s, I somehow avoided doing this. However, since my gig involved planning a "pirate" radio station in Macao, I often rode the then-new hydrofoil, which covered the 40 miles between ports faster than the lazy ferry, a colonial throwback with its teak-lined staterooms and the most captivating fried rice I've ever tasted.

Several times a week a Piaggio P.136/Royal Gull seaplane flew The Gold Run from Hong Kong to Macao. One kilo bars of the precious metal were loaded behind our seats, for delivery under armed guard to the Portuguese peninsula’s dock, where a queue of diesel Mercedes sedans spirited off the treasure to inland Communist China. On occasion, Donn Tyler (KPOI, KMEN) and I would make the flight in the Piaggio's two available passenger seats; a quick amphibious ride, loaded with our Heist Fantasies. Thrilling trips, back then, when only one James Bond movie appearance (in Dr. No) had been released, leaping from the pages Ian Fleming's books we read in our spare time, which was abundant.

The same expedition via hydrofoil was as repulsive as our amphibious flights of fantasy were exhilarating. Hong Kong's English name is "Fragrant Harbour." The boat pulls away from the dock, yet within ten minutes, all comes to a full stop. While the vessel drifts with the tide, crew members in white “sailor suits” tiptoe on the twin foils and scrape off plastic bags of poo: excrement of landlocked boat people, they who live with no pot to piss in, nowhere to do Number Two.

No, this was not the travelogue perception of “The Pearl Of The Orient” I imagined before the reeking reality struck on my first visit to Aberdeen. But those malodorous memories of 47 years ago pop to the surface when I contemplate the consequences of millions of blogs spuming billions of words exponentially, or so it seems.

So, where is the GUILT, already? So I’ve only posted one blog this year, halfway into February, In one swoop I covered Super Bowl XLV (with a ballsy prediction that would have been close to spot on—except for some dropped Packer touchdown passes, hope for the Egyptian Revolution set to the music of a great hit from 1957, a passage from the Old Testament and the visage of St, Vincente of Lambeau.

Not only did I do my small bit towards keeping pure the Spamish Main, I spent the time that might have otherwise been devoted to more blogish blather, reading (Keith Richards’ bio Life, the riveting, revealing Game Change, slightly denting The Grand Design (Steven Hawkings’ latest), revisiting two H. L. Mencken classics, LOL with Jon Stewart’s Earth, catching up with Ripley’s bigger and better Believe It Or Not and other stuff in print and online.

While not doing such things or eating bananas, much time was spent staring at the wonderfully wide LG Hi-Def, LED wide screen, fixated on three nights of Carlos, Rachel Maddow, HBO’s Lombardi documentary, Undercover Boss, constantly amazed by Craig Ferguson, winter storms in the Other 49, Tabathas Salon Takeover, Bill Maher (Cornel West riffing in real time), Hawaii 5-0 (two episodes; research for a paid review) plus aloha/adios exits by Olbermann, Roethlisberger, Mubarak and Rep. Chris "Craigslist" Lee--to name just a random profusion of live and TiVo’d TV that I viewed between the many short naps required by old and jaded dudes,

From the 72-degree Kaneohe night, off this goes. Where it stops, nobody knows.

Sabtu, 05 Februari 2011

DAY OH, CAIRO, RAMS GO HOME, SUPER PICK

" Day Oh, Cairo, We Wanna Go Home"
Dedicated to Harry Belafonte


Come Mr. Suleiman,
Listen to Obama.
Daylight come
And we wanna go home.


Come Mr. Suleiman,
Assassinate Mubarak.
Daylight come
And we wanna go home.


And the Rams
Don't even battle
They play like shit
In Seatte.


The coach, Spagnuolu
Is an asshole,
Paranoid loser
Threw Todd down da hole.


Daylight come
And we wanna go home.
Daylight come
And we wanna go home.


RJ All In Biblical Super Bowl 35 Pick



Green Bay 31

Pittsburgh 16



(For Terrence Michael Crilly and the others watching over me.

If it works out this way Terry will hoot, holler, drum his

ass off all night long, bet your sweet mango jam!)



Leviticus 26 (40-45)

But if they confess their iniquity and the iniquity of their fathers, with their unfaithfulness in which they were unfaithful to Me, and that they also have walked contrary to Me, and that I also have walked contrary to them and have brought them into the land of their enemies; if their uncircumcised hearts are humbled, and they accept their guilt; then I will remember My covenant with Jacob, and My covenant with Isaac and My covenant with Abraham I will remember; I will remember the land. The land als

o shall be left empty by them, and will enjoy its sabbaths while it lies desolate without them; they will accept their guilt, because they despised My judgments and because their soul abhorred My statutes. Yet for all that, when they are in the land of their enemies, I will not cast them away, nor shall I abhor them, to utterly destroy them and break My covenant with them; for Iam the LORD their God. But for their sake I will remember the covenant of their ancestors, whom I brought out of the land of Egypt in the sight of the nations, that I might be their God: I am the LORD.'" These are the statutes and judgments and laws which the LORD made between Himself and the children of Israel on Mount Sinai by the hand of Moses.



Daylight come
And we wanna go home.


Photos: AP Images and
Edward R. Close, PhD, FSPE