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	Hi RJ! Here is your Daily VIRGO Horoscope for Thursday, June 2 Your left brain is working so smoothly it feels like a high-speed computer -- and you should reach some interesting conclusions. Make sure you're ready to act, as you might not have much time to work.

(Note from Ron Jacobs, born September Third: I am not responsible for the sloppy, off-the margin, inconsistencies of this blog entry, but the people who designed and made it, BLOGGER.COM, are the most fucked-up "communications" corporation on the planet. Aloha.)

People who are left brain dominant are usually good with with things that left brained people are good at or they like and things that are done in the left brain.

• Prefer Classical Music BACH ON TOP
• Your Left-Brain controls the right side of your body GOOD, MY LEFT IS IN PIECES
• Prefer things like instructions to be done verbally MOVE THAT SENTENCE!
• Good at math THAT’S FOUR THINGS
• Like to read EASIER THAN WRITING
• Follow Western Thought* FROM MIDDLE OF PACIFIC
• Very Logical WHY INSANITY MAKES SENSE
• Dog lovers MY OWN AND ONLY RIGBY, RIP
• Don't enjoy clowning around MUCH
• Can't be hypnotized SO FAR
• Usually remember things only specifically studied WHAT?
• Need total quiet to read or study HUH?
• Like to read realistic stories ONLY
• Like to write non-fiction DITTO
• Prefer individual counseling THIRTY YEARS OF SHRINKAGE
• Enjoy copying or tracing pictures and filling in details FOR MONEY
• Also like to read action stories BRACHHH! WRONG!
• Usually rational USUALLY
• Usually do things in a planned orderly way USUALLY
• If you have to answer someone's question, you won't let your peronal feelings get in the way UNFORTUNATELY
• Good at algebra PLEASE ADVISE PUNAHOU SCHOOL
• Can remember verbal material OUR FATHER WHO, WHO …
• Almost never absent minded ART IN HEAVEN, FOR GOD’S SAKE!
• Like to tell stories but not act them out UNLESS FOR MONEY
• Can think better sitting down HOLY OKOLE
• Like to be a music critic OF MELE O PAKALOLO NO KA OE
• Attentive during long verbal explanations PLEASE ADVISE ROOSEVELT HIGH SCHOOL
• Prefer well structured assignments over open ended ones RATINGS SWEEPS
• Read for specific details and facts BETTER WHEN PAID
• Skilled at sequencing ideas “PROGRAM DIRECTOR”
• Likes to be Organized BY SOMEONE ELSE