Senin, 13 Februari 2012

TOM MOFFATT & RON JACOBS GREATEST LISTENERS

Elvis and Fan: Hawaiian Village, 1957

This is the case for me, Ron Jacobs, and my oldest friend in radio, Tom Moffatt, as being as cool as any rock’n’roll deejays in the annals of American broadcasting. You know, back when the top jock was the king of the kids living with excitement of Top 40 fast and furiously being born. I produced the original History of Rock & Roll for KHJ and the RKO stations consulted by Bill Drake and Chenault in 1969. It begins with John Lennon stating: It all started with Elvis.

Tom and I were kings of radio on the rock when EP sailed into Hawaii. Our station, KHVH (which stood for Kaiser Hawaiian Village Hotel) broadcast an Elvis music marathon continuously from our breathtaking penthouse studios atop Waikiki’s tallest building for the three days in November 1957. While Elvis and Colonel sailed into range they listened, we later discovered, to us all the way.

The shocking and awesome upshot of that—and our staging of the First Elvis Impersonator (a title also claimed by Punahou’s Bobby Shane of the Kingston Trio who was singing like EP right after he hit it big, but our fake King was deejay Donn Tyler, who was dressed and made up professionally to look like the boy from Tupelo in one of the most infamous stunts pulled in Fifties radio). Only over time has it gained notoriety, word spreading of the crazy thing across the global network of Elvis fans.

Why is he considered THE greatest? Because he left behind the most loyal fans of any artist and his wondrous vocal talent can be recognized by an appreciative ear at any time and in any place.

Anyway, we all became friends. One of the members of “The Memphis Mafia,” the entourage that accompanied Elvis to paradise Hawaiian style was George Klein, one of the top deejays in Memphis, at WHBQ. It was a hot radio market. Sam Phillips (not the man of the same name who brought Elvis fame on Sun Records, but the man, along with Wink Martindale and a few others made it the bigtime). Plus Elvis lived and recorded there. The local stations broke his early hits. But George Klein and Elvis Presley went further back, to their days at Humes High School where George was class president and Elvis was the most exotic kid in school, to say the least.

Colonel was blown away by our all-Elvis hit parade beamed to their radios on the S. S. Lurline from our beachside studios in blue Hawaii, to what became known as “Elvis’ second home.” So was Elvis himself when he joined us on the lanai and, puffing on his cigar, told Elvis what “Mr. Jacobs” and “Mr. Moffatt” had just pulled off: riding “him” around in my 1957 Ford Skyliner retractable hardtop, touring Oahu, a place that was second to none in the worship of his fans, their loyalty expressed Hawaiian style.

Colonel suggested that Tom and I each emcee the next day’s concerts at Honolulu Stadium. I was twenty and that was the biggest moment of my life. And it began a lifelong friendship with my mentor: Before launching anything, uh, out of the ordinary I always stop and ask myself, “What would Colonel do?” I mean more profound lessons than Tom Parker 101, like: “You can always draw a crowd with elephants or midgets.”

Tom and I were as emotionally close to Elvis and Colonel as any deejays. We had aloha on our side. At Colonel’s memorial service in Las Vegas we, along with George Klein, attended a small private gathering hosted by Mrs. Loanne Parker before the actual services, at which George, Tom and I were honorary pallbearers.

(And to silence those who know absolutely nothing but gossip, not the facts, about Elvis and Colonel and the enduring mutual respect between the two great men: know that among the select group invited to pay their respects to the Great Snowman were Priscilla Presley and the management team of Graceland and all the Elvis Presley enterprises.)

Tom Moffatt and I first worked together in 1955 at KGU Radio as staff announcers at the Territory’s NBC affiliate. My proudest moment was interviewing Natalie Wood for the network’s prestigious Monitor program. Four years later I was the program director and morning deejay and Moffatt was the nighttime king of radio and hosting every rock and roll concert that hit town. We started a record label and proceed Hawaii’s first rock records in 1959. We were the newest and most exotic state. Word slowly spread that KPOI radio was not only tops in the ratings, but was doing some wild shit never heard before on the air.

Tom took Hawaii and I took off for California. Since that time Moffat has become “The Showman of The Pacific” (not surprisingly the title of his autobiography, written with Jerry Hopkins). He has produced concerts featuring every star in the rock’n’roll universe—and beyond, everyone from Sinatra to the Bolshoi Ballet.

When I had established myself in Hollywood with Boss Radio, we leveraged that into a concert company, which evolved into the corporation, Watermark, that created, produced and distributed American Top 40 with Casey Kasem, the CRUISIN’ albums series (featuring the greatest jocks of all time, such as Robert W. Morgan, B. Mitchell Reed, Hunter Hancock, Dick Biondi, Dr. Don Rose, Russ “Weird Beard” Knight, Jack Carney, Arnie “Woo Woo” Ginsberg, Pat O’Day, Johnny Holiday and others, all of whom I was privileged to work with as the producer-director of the series.

Watermark also established Charlatan Productions, the first company to produce, on film, what later would be known as “music videos” on MTV, featuring artists ranging from Jimi Hendrix to Aretha Franklin and shot by Allen Daviau, who went on to film the first hits of one of the groupies who hung around our office catty-corner from Pink’s Hot Dogs, Steven Spielberg. Daviau was behind the lens for E.T., The Color Purple, and major motion pictures by other director’s that earned him five Oscar nominations and acclaim as one of the top all time director’s of cinematography.

Another noted director, Cameron Crowe, was a groupie of the most under-rated of all the stations with which I have been associated with over the years, in San Diego. “It was the city where I first met Ron Jacobs, the pop-culture visionary and genius behind my favorite local radio station, KGB,” wrote Cameron about 1972, when the station was named FM Station Of The Year by Billboard magazine.

Three years earlier Watermark produced the event that spawned Woodstock, The Miami Pop Festival. It inspired Michael Lang to try it in New York, where it was staffed by many who learned how to do it in Florida the week before Joe Namath’s Jets won the stunning Super Bowl III a few miles away from our show at Gulfstream Park. More than thirty acts performed in Miami, from the Grateful Dead to Marvin Gaye, Steppenwolf to Chuck Berry and like that for three days on two stages managed by legendary Chip Monck.

Okay, RJ, why the sudden ego burst about you and Moffatt as deejays? Much of the above propaganda involves you guys doing amazing things with all the biggest names. Other jocks can pop bigger resumes. But …

Only Tom and I can claim that we were the #1 deejays when two hometown boys from two schools two miles apart on Nehoa Street listened to us spinnin’ the hits along with virtually all the teens on the island. One kid was from the elite private institution, Punahou, where he graduated in 1979 when yours truly was the man with the music in the final cusp of AM superiority. The other attended the plebeian public Roosevelt High School, at the opposite end of the academic rainbow the arched from Manoa to Makiki. He was Peter Hernandez, 2002, who heard all the roots of rock on Uncle Tom’s Cabin (still on the air on Saturdays after all these years), where the hits Moffatt debuted are now the classic oldies of rock.

So watching these guys on TV today, while sorting through years of my stuff that reflects faded and forgotten memories, both of our former listeners appeared on the tube bigtime. Punahou’s Barry Obama speaking of matters that will change the course of history, and his fellow keiki o ka ‘aina (child of the land), now known as Bruno Mars, lit up the Grammys with his dazzling tour d’ force of movement and music.

But let’s not forget the females. A Radford High School girl who worked as a secretary at KGU to begin her career also first tasted rock on the radio when Tom Moffatt and I were the local hero Poi Boys bringing home the hits to Halawa Civilian Housing, where Bette Midler was born and raised.

Those were three of our homegrown listeners. There’s many a deejay who was heard by millions of more listeners than Tom and I. But who else can claim Barack, Bruno and Bette getting their youthful daily injections of America’s heartbeat, the musical pulse of the past half century listening to our shows?

What got me thinking about this was watching the Grammy Awards tonight—all the musical connections, legends, generations … the days when radio made hits and hits made radio, concert halls and studio walls. And thinking back to 1962 when some kids drove up to KMAK in Fresno to play for the publicity of it on the roof of our funky station on McKinley Avenue and here they appear tonight on the tube, after all those years: The Beach Boys.

I used to be impressed and measure radio fame by the size of ratings. Tonight I flashed on whose ears heard Tom and first turn them on to good ol’ rock and roll. Hey, we had Jack Lord and Tom Selleck playing us in their dressing rooms…like Elvis Presley did in his cabin forty-five years ago. And sometimes even the stuff between the records was also way cool.

Now I ponder who is reading, not hearing, what I have to say. In 1956 before Bill Haley rocked the world, I played Dean Martin’s “Memories Are Made Of This” what seemed a million times. Anyone who finds this interesting and drops an email on me. I’ll send the first few who do an unused ticket to Whitney Houston’s magnificent, sold out 1997 concert in Aloha Stadium.

Now I’m off to read “I-Wanna-Be-A-Deejay” Ken Levine’s traditional review of the Grammy Awards and check this year’s spiel for its cynicism ratio. After all you don’t write TV shows like M*A*S*H and Cheers and Frazier by being serious.

Selasa, 07 Februari 2012

FIRST LOOK: NEW NFL BOOK

DON AND TODD HEWITT

I am using this blog in a new way at least for me. It will comprise a book that my collaborator, Todd Hewitt, and I have been undertaking for the past year: NFL LOCKER ROOM CONFESSIONS. We have over 92,000 words and quirky graphics to go with the text. This is coming directly from myMac in Kaneohe, Oahu, Hawaii while composing this on the slick software of Scrivener—a fun word to spell—directly to the antiquated Blogger program that I got stuck with when I finally gave in to blogging and so all of my stuff is in their archives and getting to even my present work is such a pain in the ass this is fundamental guerilla publishing. And why not now?

ARE YOU SUFFERING FROM

S P S B S ???

SUCKING POST SUPER BOWL SYNDROME

If so, you are invited to follow along as I transfer to the Ron Jacobs Blog, Bra BREAKING TEXT bypassing any publishing precedents I’ve ever pushed. So here we go:

WhoDaGuy & Hewitt Do It

Ron Jacobs is the author of the 2009 best-selling nonfiction book in the Fiftieth State: Obamaland: Who Is Barack Obama?, the co-creator of American Top Forty in 1970; the Sixties radio rockumentaries The History of Rock & Roll and The Elvis Presley Story as well as producing records and concerts from the Hollywood Bowl to the Waikiki Shell. A legendary deejay and TV host in his native Hawaii since the 1950s, Jacobs began his broadcast career engineering high school football games and serving as backup trackside announcer at the Roller Derby when it visited Honolulu. He has won various awards for his work as a broadcaster and writer. This is fourth book—but the first one to roll like this baby!

This is also coming as a absolute surprise to his longtime faithful friend and editor since the last century, Carol Williams, who is no way responsible for the spelling, grammar, fumphs, typos broken out here without any advance warning to her of the authors’ impulsive and eager craving to kick this off.

Todd Hewitt worked in the equipment department of the then-Los Angeles Rams starting at the age of eleven in Orange County California where he was born. He started on the University of California Riverside team that won the 1979 College World Series. His father, Don Hewitt, played for the PCL Oakland Oaks, coached by Leo Durocher but injuries knocked him out of the game and back home to Fresno, California where he began coaching high school baseball and football. Moving to Los Angeles, his prep teams caught the eye of the University of Southern California. The Trojans hired him as the head football equipment manager in 1965. Playing in the same LA Coliseum as the glam Rams of Hollywood, in just two years the pro team lured Don Hewitt from USC to the NFL where he began his career as head equipment manager of the storied Los Angeles Rams, the first US professional major league sports franchise established in Southern California in 1946.

The team moved to Anaheim in 1994 and Todd Hewitt succeeded his dad in 1986, supervised the move to St. Louis in 1995 and was with the franchise through the end of the 2010 season, ending the Hewitt Era that kept things cool in the Rams locker room for forty-three seasons. Todd joined the Univeristy of California at Berkeley in 2011 as head equipment manager of all sports. He promises to finish this book by the time I post what we have done so far on this exclusive first draft, fumbles and all.

Old School off-field hi-jinks =

good methadone for NFL Junkies.



NOTICE


THIS IS COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL AND MAY NOT BE COPIED, PUBLISHED, FORWARED OR OTHERWISE TRANSFERRED WITHOUT THE ADVANCE WRITTEN CONSENT OF THE COPYRIGHT OWNERS.

© 2012 by Ron Jacobs & Todd Hewitt.


PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS IS A RUFF COPY OF PORTIONS OF A MANUSCRIPT. SECTIONS IN THIS EXCERPT MIGHT NOT APPEAR IN THIS SEQUENCE IN THE FINAL COPY OR AT ALL. PLEASE PARDON TYPOS, SPELLING ERRORS, ETC. ANY RESEMBLANCE TO ANYONE LIVING OR DEAD IS WHAT IT IS.


ALL PUBLISHING AND MEDIA RIGHTS TO THIS PROJECT AVAILABLE TO THE RIGHT PLAYERS. FOR MORE INFO PLEASE CONTACT RON JACOBS AT RJ@HAWAII.RR.COM.


NFL Locker Room Confessions

By Todd Hewitt & Ron Jacobs


“The Equipment Department is a very important aspect of an NFL franchise. Players spend so much time in and around the equipment and locker room personnel it is critical to have the right people there. Believe me: Todd Hewitt and his staff were and are the right people. The hours these guys put in are way beyond a normal workday. I never heard Todd complain! He has great integrity, so you can always trust that he will do what is right for all the right reasons. If I ever return to coaching, I would ask Todd to come with me. Head Coach Dick Vermeil, 2011.



PREFACE


Ten years ago Todd Hewitt and I first joked about doing a book detailing his time with the Rams of the National Football League. Anything seemed possible then. The Rams had just competed the greatest run in the team’s history, one of the most sensational in the annals of the National Football League. It climaxed with the St. Louis Rams winning Super Bowl XXXIV on the first Sunday of 2000.


That kickoff of the twenty-first century marked my forty-fifth year of following the team that was a major part of Todd’s life since he was old enough to pick up inflated “pigskin.” He had every reason to live and inhale pro football. From the start Todd’s living room away from home was the locker room of one of the NFL’s most famous franchises, the Los Angeles Rams.


The senior Hewitt’s career was cut short by injury and he returned home to Southern California where he coached high school football, a job that included handling team equipment and just about everything else.

Tall, blonde haired, blue-eyed Todd was born and raised in Southern California. His father was a former athlete, coach and meticulous equipment manager of the USC Trojans and the LA Rams, Don Hewitt. Born and schooled in Fresno, California, after serving in the Navy during World War II, Don played baseball for the Oakland Oaks of the Pacific Coast League, coached by Casey Stengel. Don’s roommate was another future New York Yankees great, the inflammable Billy Martin.


Don’s first son, Todd, played sports throughout high school and started on the Cal State Fullerton baseball team, capping his own athletic career when the squad won the 1984 College World Series. Todd had no illusions about “going to the next level” in pro sports; he longed to follow in his father’s cleats, working the locker room, where there are no secrets. Behind doors closed to the public repose naked truths about the players and coaches whose profession is pro football: the most popular sport in America.


Through the chain of circumstance that make life interesting, surprising and full of excitement, since we became close in the 1990s I have been privileged to share some of Todd Hewitt’s off-the-record anecdotes. These are stories that this assiduously tight- lipped team player kept to himself, telling no none other than, perhaps, his wife, Kathy.


Again and again I am amused by the offense taken by press and public when an NFL player makes the news, usually on a deplorable negative note about DUI, domestic abuse altercations or some other bizarre incident, most usually involving breaking the law, using alcohol, drugs or guns and in some instances, death itself. Ex-Rams equipment manager Todd Hewitt witnessed just about everything that we fans know nothing about from watching from our couch, a fancy suite high above the action or up in the cheap seats. Todd knows between-the lines, untold stories, from goal line to headline, tales never told before.


For Todd it was Fifties through Nineties Hollywood, living and cruisin’ through the decades within the Orange County, luscious, sunny Southern California, from the mountains to the sea, where athletes blazed in coliseums and the America’s most beautiful people were to be found. Then the team, and Todd moved to St. Louis in 1995. It would prove to be the scene of his highest highs and lowest lows.


Todd hung with the jocks, enjoying a bachelor existence most guys dream of until one night Rams All-Pro guard, hulking Dennis Harrah, carried a sweet young lass through a rowdy Anaheim sports bar and dumped her into Todd’s lap as he sat in a back booth surrounded by Rams players. They all thought it was hilarious and ordered up more beer. Todd never let go of Kathy, his former cheerleader high school sweetheart, who he married on March 9, 1985.


For anyone interested in fun in the sun there was no better place to be than SoCal, including me, away from my home in Hawaii. At 27 I held down a job that just about everyone in my profession wanted: Program Director of KHJ Radio, Los Angeles. Built in 1922, this pioneer station was older than the Rams, itself an enterprise begun in 1937. As my deranged obsession with this team deepened over the years it overwhelmed my mind in a way that resembled an addiction to drugs, sex or rock’n’roll. Unfortunately there is no RA, Rams Anonymous, with a Twelve Step programs to kill the deadly compulsion to follow the fortunes of this horn-helmeted junta of pro footballers.


My collection of Rams remnants includes scores of items Todd has sent me over the years, always out of friendship, postage paid. What kind of stuff? An autographed game-worn pair of Marshall Faulk’s personalized custom golden cleats. Kurt Warner material of every manner (all Sharpie signed with a Bible notation, chapter and verse). And if Mike Martz asks, tell him I have his Redskins offensive playbook from 1998. If just a few of the millionaire player signatures were on checks made out to me ...


Rather, insults about the team and my evangelistic dedication to it were hurled back at me, making fun of me, my obsession and, of course, the Rams themselves. By the time my daughter, Miki’ala, learned to howl with bad intentions her first manic mantra every time I mentioned the team was, “Rams suck, Rams suck!”

For over five decades I’ve sucked up minutiae about this football team. Whenever I exclaimed aloud about my discoveries, such as the fact that I was fourteen days old on the day the Cleveland Rams scored their first touchdown, all my wives, co-workers, non-football fanatics and Forty-Niners fans repressed the urge to smack me in the mouth.


I endured eight seasons as a season ticket holder for every Rams games played in the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum. As noted on the Rams official web site I have never missed watching a game that this team has played since the annual Los Angeles Times Charity game in the summer of 1965 just a few weeks before the Watts Riots.


Football has fascinated me from the beginning when I knew I could never do it as well as the guys on the playgrounds and in school. I also did not fancy being hit. My dad took me to the 1944 Annual Shrine East-West All-Star Game played in Kezar Stadium, located in San Francisco’s Golden Gate Park where we lived across the street during the middle of World War II. The game ended in a 6-6 tie, dooming me to crave more action, seek resolution and pray for victory for our team.


Football is bigger here in Hawaii than everything else combined, including all the water sports. I attended Punahou School, once somewhat famous in intellectual and athletic circles for scholars and scat backs and now right up there, being the school attended by Barack Obama, Class of 1979. But what I knew and wrote of the man was second-hand knowledge no matter the scores of interviews and claimed veracity of the folks with whom I talked or corresponded.


I’ve been rapping with Todd Hewitt on the phone pretty much continuously for the past ourteen years. How this came about, and my thousands of miles traveling the country’s highways, flying around to cities that I would never entered other than to cash in the winning lottery ticket, and tuned to every communications device invented by man so that I could follow every play, all the action on the field on which the Rams were playing, is an entirely other story, mine, not Todd’s. Such a memoir might be called “A Fan’s Notes” (1968) had not that title been used by “brilliant one-book writer” Fredrick Exley during his prolonged stay in a New York mental institution contemplating his fascination about football star Frank Gifford of USC and the New York Giants.


Although I live in Kaneohe, right down the road from a state mental institution, and have worn official Rams workout shorts of three different sizes on all but 10 days since 1997 and caused many ridiculous scenes in various NFL stadia, I have avoided incarceration based on my beyond-religious devotion to this football team.


The Rams, as all NFL teams, have millions of fans. But other than family members, I doubt few, including journalists, have heard more many locker room stories as have I, 99% of them told me by Todd Hewitt in his “Aw, shucks,” down home, underplayed way. For a decade I was a close friend with All-Pro tight end Russ Francis, from his rookie year, with the New England Patriots to his days with the San Francisco Forty- Niners, where he finished his career. Russ won a Super Bowl ring; he played in 167 games, a respectable total.


In his career, Todd Hewitt worked in an incredible 738 consecutive National Football League games, never missing one, even on that Sunday when one of his four kids was born in LA, in he was on the road in New Orleans.


To put that into perspective, the all time position player is Hall Of Famer Jerry Rice, who played in 303 games. That's less than half the game checks Todd Hewitt received. Of course Rice's were loaded with lots more zeroes in the money column. But no player's career ended in a more sudden and shocking way than what happened to Todd following the final game of the 2010 NFL season, something that has left Todd's many friends and fans throughout the league still scratching their heads and sends me into a rage when I think about it.


The oxymoronic subtitle of “A Fan’s Notes” is “A Fictional Memoir.” One thing I can tell you is that Todd Hewitt’s story is 100% true with the referees looking the other way on only a few bizarre, hilarious or surrealistic occasions in his life and career. And this story would not be complete without his co-star, a woman every actress would want to play in the HBO special, Mrs. Kathy Hewitt, who has inspired not only Todd, but yours truly, to do this thing in a winning way.


Hopefully what follows will also satisfy the perverse curiosity of those few who are interested in the dimensions of NFL players' unmentionables and lots of other stuff you don't read about in Sports Illustrated, hear on sports talk radio or see on ESPN. NFL locker rooms are not posted KEEP OUT without good reason. Todd Hewitt tells the naked truth. Meanwhile, Kathy insists that the book should be called, “How I Hooked My Way Into The NFL,” and told from her special point of view.


If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score?

Vince Lombardi


To be continued with stories of wild men doing crazy things.